EA Newsletter March 2012

By: Ea Ski And Snowboard  05-Apr-2012

This is the a question dudes will get asked at some stage while out at resorts by chicks, and how not to answer it…

Question: Am I getting a winter insulation layer? Do I look fat?

Amateur snow bum answers:

  1. Compared to what?

  2. I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re thighs make a lot of noise on the slopes

  3. A little extra weight looks good on you

  4. I’ve seen fatter

  5. At least you won’t be cold

Ian’s Snow Pro answer: “Of course not!” (said like you mean it)


Other news and updates from Ea Ski And Snowboard

05-Apr-2012

EA Ski and Snowboard — Ski Instructor Training

Back to work tomorrow after a couple of days off, but I’m actually pretty excited; the avalanche blasting should be finished so I’ll be able to ski the best runs at Norquay with knee deep powder. The snowstorm coincided perfectly with my first trip to Lake Louise, and I spent most of the day skiing awesomely powdery tree runs and the infamous bowls that I’d heard so much about.