This is the a question dudes will get asked at some stage while out at resorts by chicks, and how not to answer it…
Question: Am I getting a winter insulation layer? Do I look fat?
Amateur snow bum answers:
- Compared to what?
- I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re thighs make a lot of noise on the slopes
- A little extra weight looks good on you
- I’ve seen fatter
- At least you won’t be cold
Ian’s Snow Pro answer: “Of course not!” (said like you mean it)